One of those rare films that leaves you reeling — and then immediately jonesing for a rewatch to see everything you missed. Sriram Raghavan directs Ayushmann Khurrana as a blind (or is he?) pianist, it merges dark comedy, murder mystery and Hitchcockian tension in a story that twists as consistently as the ground under your feet.
And behind all that piano-playing, scheming and plot-twisting, Andhadhun quotes add a bitter coat of irony, wit and wild unpredictability to the journey. Every line lands like a setup or a reveal — at times both.
Below are the best quotes from Andhadhun, where no one sees what’s coming… literally.
- Akash: “The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.”
- Inspector: “Murder hua hai. Aur aap log na… piano bajaa rahe ho?”
- Simi: “Tumhe kya lagta hai? Main tumhe chhod dungi?”
- Akash: “Zyaada acting karunga toh pakda jaunga… kam karunga toh mar jaunga.”
- Doctor Swami: “Miracles happen every day. You just have to be blind to see them.”
- Akash (deadpan): “Main toh blind hoon. Mujhe kya pata.”
- Simi: “You know, Akash… you’re not as innocent as you look.”
- Akash: “Main sirf piano bajata hoon. Murder nahi karta.”
- Murli: “Sirf aadmi ka blind hona kaafi nahi hai. Duniya ko bhi andha hona padta hai.”
- Akash: “Zindagi ek musical hai, bas har kisi ka sur alag hai.”
- Simi: “Sab kuch theek tha… until you came along with your bloody piano.”
- Akash: “Main blind hoon, but I see everything.”
- Final Line (Akash, walking with a cane): [He swings and knocks a can out of his way.]
Andhadhun does not serve you answers but messes with you. These Andhadhun quotes do the dark humor just the perfect justice. From the black humor to the double entendres, and straight up suspense, this movie is a veritable school of how to create tension with a sense of irony.
If you’re doing Ayushmann Khurrana quotations, autopsy classroom humor or simply the most handsome thriller lines in Indian film, tell the list that this is your list.
